Off My T*ts on Picky Bits (M&S/Aldi/Waitrose/Sainsbury’s/Tesco etc) Engraved with Viral Slogan:

Description

Bring a dose of British humour to your kitchen with our engraved rubberwood chopping board, featuring the viral slogan:
“Off My Tits on Picky Bits.”

Various design options available – just select the store of your choice to incorporate onto the board.

Perfect for serving nibbles, cheese, and — of course — all your favourite picky bits, this versatile board is both practical and hilariously relatable. Use it as a serving board for wine nights or as your go-to everyday chopping board — either way, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh.

✨ The perfect gift for:
• Housewarmings & new home celebrations
• Christmas Nibbles
• Engagements & weddings
• Birthdays (especially for your picky bits–obsessed friend)
• Girls’ nights, picnics, or wine evenings
• Anyone who lives for a supermarket snack haul!

Product details:
• Material: Natural rubberwood
• Size: 30 x 20 cm (standard chopping/serving board)
• Design: Professionally laser-engraved – permanent and won’t wash off

Each board is crafted from smooth, durable rubberwood and engraved with the viral slogan that can be customised. It’s the perfect mix of cheeky British wit and everyday practicality — a must-have for anyone who loves picky bits, prosecco, and a good laugh in the kitchen.